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n. the act of helping a female friend to avoid unwanted attention by pretending to be their partner/interest. Of the same essence as cockblocking except with the intention of protecting aforementioned friend as opposed to simply ruining another guy's chances.

adj. Gourmet; of or pertaining to the act of gourming.
'Oh Chris, there's that creep again. Would you mind gourming me?' 'Sure babe, anything for you'.
Gourm by Papa Abdul November 5, 2010
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Stupid, oblivious to the world. Not quite with it.
"hey that dude is so gourm"
Gourm by Green Machine November 29, 2006
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Gourd Dick

A penis that has bumps and bruises from fudge packing tranny's with Kristy Crust and corn. The ball sack also have bumps or cauliflower like growths.

The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.
Dude look at my gourd dick. Nice looking pickle stick.

Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.

Amanda Gorman 

The 22-year-old poet who spoke with poise and eloquence at the inauguration of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, reading her poem "The Hill We Climb". Ms. Gorman, the youngest inaugural poet in United States history, earned wide praise and admiration for her contribution to an event regarded, by several measures, as historically significant.
Amanda Gorman joins a small group of poets who have graced a presidential inauguration with their words, among them Robert Frost, Maya Angelou, Miller Williams, Elizabeth Alexander and Richard Blanco.

From "The Hill We Climb", she read:
"And yet the dawn is ours before we knew it.
Somehow, we do it.
Somehow, we’ve weathered and witnessed
A nation that isn’t broken, but simply unfinished."
Amanda Gorman by Monkey's Dad January 24, 2021

gourmet fucking fruit gels 

A my chemical romance meme when mcr got a food basket in the video mcr in the studio Gerard way digs around opens a box and says "Gourmet Fucking Fruitgels"
Gouri is an amazing girl with sparkling personality. She is usually super friendly and nice . She is also very pretty , especially her eyes and hair , even though she doesn't think so . She doesn't have full confidence in herself , even though she should . When she is with her friends , she is crazy and hyper . If you insult her , she couldn't care less . If you insult her friends , Her coming at you is the last thing you will see for a while .
Dude you going to hang out with Gouri?

Duh Gouri is the definition of awesomeness

Gouri; of awesomeness
Gouri by prpzdrtyui March 18, 2018
•(noun) A bright individual with an incredible mind. Many layers to his thoughts and beliefs. Has a way with words to leave you speechless. A contagious smile.•
For you Gouri
Gouri by lkylii September 21, 2016