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Mycelia are the vegetative part of a fungus consisting of a mass of branching threadlike hyphae. It’s thought that mycelia can decompose organic compound thus absorbing the nutrients from the environment. Gossip mycelia are a mass of branching hyphae of the “gossip queen”. Gossip queen use this mycelia to decompose human minds thus absorbing the most valuable part of the human being-the spirit and conscience. You, me or anyone could be one part of the gossip mycelia of the gossip queen. We together consist of this massive gossip mycelia like a huge gossip network. Try to imagine how ugly the fungi mycelia can be. The gossip mycelia are much uglier.
“You slept with Jack’s wife?” I asked.
How do you know?” He asked surprisingly.

“Who can escape the powerful gossip mycelia?” I laughed.
by kakadede February 12, 2010
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