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A teacher at McEwen High School known for giving a shit ton of undoable homework and tests which are only a few questions long so if you get one wrong, you make a failing grade and fail all your classes and fall into a depression, ultimately taking your own life to avoid the humiliation of having to face your parents with these grades.
Straight-A student: "Mr. Gorzny gave us quiz and I failed horribly."
Other straight-A student: "Same!"
Both laugh hysterically whilst slitting their own wrists.
by MyChemicalFallOutSiren March 10, 2017
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