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Gorlairious 

1. A morbid situation or event expressed humoressly.

2. A humoress situation or event expressed morbidly

3. A strange type of humor where there is not a clear answer whether the recipient of a 'gorlairious' will crack up, throw up, or just be plain offended.
Blood and Death I find funny,
just like the remains of a beheaded bunny,
all because I know it's dead,
my tears of joy glisten red.

Lifeless corpses, rotting and burning,
always start my head turning,
my boisterious fun had just begun,
when little jimmy's life was suddenly done.

Don't get me started on little lucy lu,
they all thought she had the flu,
when she really had a terrible disease.
I bent over double when she reached 120 degrees.

I love to rip and tear at your flesh,
laughing as I think, "how fresh!"
Why can't anyone see the sincerity,
of the emotion that is gorlairity?

Excerpt from GORLAIRITY- A Poem By Mfprod
Gorlairious by Mfprod July 22, 2005

gorlicious 

Gorlicious: Adj. To have the ability to gorgeous and delicious
See Sugah121 on www.lookitsme.co.uk/sugah121
gorlicious by Steve December 5, 2004
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