gorilla steeze

Extremely compact yet very relaxed position when on skis (almost always on skis). Referring to newschool skiers. Not racers or mogul skiers. The ones that slide rails and hit booters in a terrain park or on city handrails. Also exhibiting very baggy and enourmouse clothing occasionally with fur and throwback neon colors.

Skier 1: Damn did you see Tanner hit that hip with the gorilla steeze
Skier 2: Hells yeah, didn't move a muscle the entire time he was in the air. Shits intense. Very gorilla steeze!

by KUBLAI (Jarrod) July 14, 2005

gorilla steeze

hunched over like an ape; gorilla style. skiing term

"He busted that skit with mad gorilla steeze!"

by sasha December 29, 2003

Gorilla Steeze

a subjunctive to 'steeze'

first established in humility of a certain special skiers style, which consisted of a curved posture, bent at the waist, with arms dragging in the snow.

so basically, if it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

t-hall has gorilla steeze.

by sheldon brunt June 20, 2006

Gorilla Sneeze

When a girl sneezes like a man and almost takes paint off the walls.

Man that chick Amber has a case of the Gorilla Sneeze. I think the earths rotation shifted a bit.

by Nasty CP July 24, 2011

Gorilla sneeze

When someone practicing boofing a substance accidentally sneezes and ejects said substance out of their anus.

I was trying to boof but it ended up as a gorilla sneeze

by Poonjabe September 26, 2023