Goppet

A horrible exuse for a human being, who is not blessed with the best of looks which is highlighted in situations such as falling asleep with eyes and mouth open accompanied by copious amounts of dribble and often caught out by photography technology when not having the chance to pull out a pose. This usually occurs on disgusting nights out.

Goppet

by DillyD October 11, 2011

dirty Goppert

A sex act where the male pulls back the foreskin from his uncircumcised penis, scrapes out the dirt and crust, sniffs it, and rubs it across his partner's upper lip.

Frank gave me the nastiest dirty Goppert yesterday, now I think I have herpes!

by ncf 5000 April 1, 2019

Geppettophile

One who is attracted to, or has sexual relations with a puppet.

Randy, that ventriloquist HAS to be a total Geppettophile.

by daveyhell November 15, 2011

Geppett

Something nasty and foul. Disgusting and rancid. Minging, rank, putrid.
The slang term is based upon Pinocchio’s nasty ass dad, Geppetto. Who stinks like shit all the time because of his exceptionally poor hygiene.

“Ugh, change your trousers. They’re mega geppett”

“Ew, stinks of geppett in here”

by Period poo peter December 7, 2022

gilly gopper

When your girl gives you that Thanksgiving deep throat BJ and imitates a turkey call. “bLbLuhLuhLuHH”

Hey Miriam, since it’s Thanksgiving can I get that gilly gopper

by Enot666zepol November 26, 2020

Gippettish

Just means she's hot as hell.

That girl is Gippettish.

by MeAlee October 30, 2005

guppet

A gay muppet.
G(ay) + (P)uppet.

Not to be confused with a lesbionette.
Lesb(ian) + (Mar)ionette.

Surprisingly, guppet is not a term of endearment.

by Dick Phuket March 2, 2008