Goonmas 

A holiday celebrated predominantly in North America every November 23rd. The goons follow an 8 month calendar and goonmas was created by the original goons who got together to celebrate the end of semesterus. Current goons still follow this tradition by getting together every November 23rd and drinking and spreading merriment.

Greg: Happy Goonmas guy!

Guy: Happy Goonmas; and I'm not your guy brah

Goonmas by Greg Sampson November 23, 2014

Beef Goonash 

A variation of the word "Goon" by basing it around a food dish called "Beef Goonash"

That guy is such a beef goonash

Beef Goonash by Finsio June 9, 2009

goontash 

Goontash is a somewhat derogatory term referring to a noticeable presence of hair on the upper lip among adolescent boys.

HOLY SHIT! Shaun McLellan has a HUGE goontash!

goontash by fakereadasd July 24, 2008

goontash 

Goontash is a somewhat derogatory term referring to a noticeable but sparse presence of hair on the upper lip among adolescent boys.

HOLY SHIT! Sean McLellan has a HUGE goontash!

goontash by fakke July 16, 2008

goontastic 

When someone or something demonstrates at an exceptional or supreme level the ability to be "gangster" or a "goon."

Seth Lockhart wore all blue to represent for the Crypts. He looked goontastic at the basketball game.

goontastic by Xedious February 28, 2010

Goonass 

6"6" and worthless, albino, or dumb as hell

Henry is a goonass

Goonass by Kaleb Moural May 11, 2017

goontash 

a derogatory term which means the presence of hair on the upper lip of an adolecent boy.

HOLY CRAP Shaun has a huge goontash.

goontash by Fake Name11111111111111111111111111 June 11, 2006