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A holiday celebrated predominantly in North America every November 23rd. The goons follow an 8 month calendar and goonmas was created by the original goons who got together to celebrate the end of semesterus. Current goons still follow this tradition by getting together every November 23rd and drinking and spreading merriment.

Greg: Happy Goonmas guy!

Guy: Happy Goonmas; and I'm not your guy brah

Goonmas by Greg Sampson November 23, 2014

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Beef Goonash

A variation of the word "Goon" by basing it around a food dish called "Beef Goonash"

That guy is such a beef goonash

Beef Goonash by Finsio June 9, 2009

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goontash

Goontash is a somewhat derogatory term referring to a noticeable presence of hair on the upper lip among adolescent boys.

HOLY SHIT! Shaun McLellan has a HUGE goontash!

goontash by fakereadasd July 24, 2008

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goontash

Goontash is a somewhat derogatory term referring to a noticeable but sparse presence of hair on the upper lip among adolescent boys.

HOLY SHIT! Sean McLellan has a HUGE goontash!

goontash by fakke July 16, 2008

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goontastic

When someone or something demonstrates at an exceptional or supreme level the ability to be "gangster" or a "goon."

Seth Lockhart wore all blue to represent for the Crypts. He looked goontastic at the basketball game.

goontastic by Xedious February 28, 2010

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Goonass

6"6" and worthless, albino, or dumb as hell

Henry is a goonass

Goonass by Kaleb Moural May 11, 2017

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goontash

a derogatory term which means the presence of hair on the upper lip of an adolecent boy.

HOLY CRAP Shaun has a huge goontash.

goontash by Fake Name11111111111111111111111111 June 11, 2006

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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