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Goon Tunes 

Rap music that appeals to Goons, the lyrics are laced with profane language, horrible grammar, ghetto slang, and other obscenities. The message of the song is always the same, the singer boasts about how how they overcame their harsh upbringing, their wealth, aggressiveness to others, sexual relations with loose women, and everything else that nobody gives a damn about.

The main audience of these songs are ghetto, aggressive, rude, ignorant African Americans.

As Tyrone burst through the door he shouted, "See a fuck nigga, shoot a fucknigga"! in an atrociously loud voice. He had a firm grip on his groin as he walked to his cliche of goons, but it was not enough to prevent his britches from sagging well below his waste. One could argue that it was due to the overwhelming weight of his "swag", or it could be his ignorance. You choose, but I'm going with the latter.

You might call me a racist, but I am black. And not all music is the same. The corruption of today's African American youth can definitely be connected to the epidemic of Goon Tunes.
Rich Homie Quan - Fuck Nigga,

Figg Panamera, Migos - Pocket Watchin

Popular, recent Goon Tunes
Goon Tunes by Glix July 18, 2014

tune goon 

1. A person walking around campus who cannot be seen without wearing head phones that are particularly large and inconvenient. Their music can be heard by everyone around and their music selection usually sucks.

or

2. A person who is listening to an ipod in the most inappropriate occasions. ex: on the shitter, while ordering food, class, funerals, doctor visits, etc.
1. "Dude did you see that tune goon with the gay ass headphones wearin a wife beater and bumpin nickelback?"

2. "Dude, in the shower!!! you are such a tune goon!!!! Put your ipod up for one freaking minute!!!"
tune goon by CUTiger2013 October 29, 2010
Related Words
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008