Goolbap 

When somebody doesn't understand a joke at first, but they finally get it when the joke isn't even funny or relevant anymore.

John: "What's a cow with no legs called? Ground beef!"
Frank: "HAHAHAHA!"
Pat: "I don't get it..."

*1 hour later* Pat: "Ohhhh I get it! Funny!"
Frank: "That joke is dead now."
John: "You're such a goolbap!"

Goolbap by OogaBoogaYeet January 12, 2019

goozbap 

-any object that is really "goos".

-an expression of happiness or sexual arrousal

-a game in which one must hold a bap for a period of 2-5 minutes to win. in this time any competitor may harm and or kill the "carrier" of the bap.

this goozbap is goos

GOOZBAP!!

goozbap is the goat

goozbap by coldblackbanana April 17, 2005

goolap 

The creamy surprise that comes out of a man's wonder wand.

Lay back down, sweetheart, so I can cover your chest with stringy goolap!

goolap by HotdogThrower February 24, 2010

Goombaphobia 

Intense or irrational dislike or mostly fear of Goombas

person 1: I am Goomba please be my Mario and step on me
person 2: LYDIA NO
person 1: That's Goombaphobia

Goombaphobia by TheRedBlade January 18, 2021

goombap 

What my sister calls a good toe sniff.
She likes feet

My sister likes smelly toes. She’s such a goombap

goombap by Goomba420 February 11, 2023

goolbabear 

ur so swaggy and hot

she’s so sexy and got drip she’s def a goolbabear

goolbabear by big sickdestroyer69 March 3, 2021

Goombapian 

A Goomba who likes having hot steamy gay sex

I like Goombapians

Goombapian by Proud Feetus Carrier February 11, 2023