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Goofwagon 

1. Similar to a bandwagon, a goofwagon is a person who's goofiness is so powerful that it infects anyone surrounding them. They will slowly amass followers of their goofiness until the person leaves or the drugs wear off. One should be careful when following a Goofwagon. They tend to have only silly intentions in mind.

2. A strange looking wagon.
"Hey, who is that girl over their doing cartwheels in that flaming tutu?"

"Oh, that's just Katy. She's such a goofwagon."

"Let's see where she is going"
Goofwagon by mussackman October 3, 2011
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goolagong 

(n.) A transexual female (born a male) that lures unsuspecting men into engaging in sexual acts until the flop is revealed.
I went home with a pack of goolagongs last night.
goolagong by badnight21 June 15, 2011
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goolgagong 

when u take two different pills
“you took tylenol and ibuprofen at the same time? that’s litteraly goolgagong.”
goolgagong by groedy September 3, 2022
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026