Goofologist

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1) Somebody who studies. interacts with, and generally fucks with goofs/bafoon/gafoon for a living.

Or

2) A furry animals scrotum

"Bro, omars such a goof" said max the goofologist

"Omar, stop munching on that goofologist bro"

Goofologist by gooftrooper#1 June 21, 2012

Words you can keep

googlologist

One who is apt in the art of obtaining information through the use of Google. A Googlologyst will spend most of their time aquiring information no matter what else needs to be done at the time. It can almost be seen as an addiction.

Shaun: Hey, Jose , how long does a starfish live?
Jose: Starfish live a million years.
Shaun: Wow! A million years?! That's a long time!
Maryna: NFW. There's no was a starfish live amillion years!
Jose: Prove it.
Maryna, the googlologist searches Google and determines that a starfish can only live for 15-20 years.

googlologist by Shaun Milliken January 11, 2009

Related Words

Goofologist • googologist • Goonologist • godologist • googlologist • boofologist • googlogist • goonoligist • goreologist • guffologist

boofologist

someone who practices the art of boofing.Use the word as any word at anytime anywhere.. just boof it!!! smoke dope

adam:I think i will go to college after high school...

ashley:Really what you goin for??

adam:Boofology .. ya i want to be a boofologist

boofologist by HailStorm777 March 15, 2011

Goonologist

One who studies the differences and similarities of the real (good character) goons and the fake (bad character) goons in the hood.

I am the Far Rockaway Goonologist who knows the real and the real knows me.

Goonologist by Strawberry Ruby March 19, 2020

godologist

A person who studies religion, especially that of gods.

Damian was such a Godologist that he became a priest.

godologist by Staxta June 25, 2008

guffologist

This is the definition of someone who is a connoisseur of farts. They perhaps may know too much about farts. They think about stink 24/7.

"Good god what have you been eating... do we need to call a Guffologist?'

guffologist by Jesus says November 2, 2019

goreologist

A goreologist is a person whos an expert on gore videos and good at detecting real and fake gore scenes, and has a wide collection of gore videos and photos
And can be used too in another way of saying a surgeon

The goreologist told me not to eat anything 10hours prier to the surgery

goreologist by Sirenglory May 19, 2023

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026