Goochwhistle: a term used to define a person of certain facial resemblance to the area between the anus and the back side of the scrotum of a sweaty transgender powerlifter. The sound of revulsion (yes it can make noise) as the mind races to void the image from memory is not unlike a Banshee as she collects air from surrounding hollows to fuel her impending screeching.
When Beau Goochwhistle entered the room the silence was shattered into oblivion, his face the incarnate vision of Satan himself struck a thunderous Goochwhistle of a clap. His name Gootchwhistle forever seared into the amygdala of these hapless Berkeley students.
by 5Whiskey April 13, 2017