Goo Goblin

Noun
1. A person who makes a really evil/twisted/disgusting/ugly face while pretending to enjoy the taste of semen (or the fact that they are ingesting semen) by adding a sort of twisted smile to their disgust.

2. A person who is incredibly ugly and suffers such a low self confidence that they will suck anyone off and take the cum right down the throat to please the guy in an effort to appear sexy.

"That blonde chik at the party last night is a goo goblin man, it was really weird."

Goo Goblin by slapcore pleaser December 4, 2005

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Goo Goblin Lani McGoggles (poopy tom tom)

Excrement from the Lanipoofians who have killed themselves after getting into lion's enclosure and getting poofy manes.

Well, I'll be goo goblin lani mcgoggles (poopy tom tom), this is Lanipoof and I now have poofy hair as poofy excrement.

Goo Goblin Lani McGoggles (poopy tom tom) by Wongisdsadas November 20, 2019

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"i hate the gays" -gooooblin

gooooblin by Roobbie January 17, 2023

cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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