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Godlevski 

a polish last name that will be constantly mis-spelled, mis-pronounced, and if asked for your last name by the cops and in reply you say "Godlevski"....you will be constantly asked to respell and take a breathalizer test.

in other words...your a certified badass.
The cops so think she is drunk even though shes completely sober. Shes such Godlevski.
or
I guess you have to be Godlevski to do something as rad as that.
Godlevski by Bribbygrr July 18, 2009
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Harley Gorlewski

A French-speaking demigod, this hockey-er will puck you when you least expect it.
Guy 1: "Woah, check out Harley Gorlewski."

Girl 1: "I'd tap that."

Guy 2: "Me too."
Harley Gorlewski by Liz Lemon Party September 7, 2011

godlewski 

the hardest last name for anyone in the world to pronounce.
goddlevski? no
godlywooski? no
godlesssky? no
goeledskeee? no

godle... oh fuck it.

it's god... lose... key. godlewski.

Alexander Gilevski 

He is usually a tall chestnut colour haired male and has an amazing body with a ripped six pack. He is the best saxophone player that has every lived and you must be a god if you have the chance to woo him. His 9.7 inch dong has pleased and will continue to please women from every continent. He loves to play video games but that doesn't stop him from going out, partying and getting laid.
Veronica: "Oh, I met an Alexander Gilevski last night."
Stacy: "Really?! OMG! You are so lucky!""
Veronica: "Yeh, he pleased me all night long and through sun up."
Stacy: "Lucky. Can we share?"
Alexander Gilevski by TheBluNinja4 October 17, 2018

godlewski 

The flaming end of a penis that is full of STDS and leaking puss everywhere.
OH MY GOD HIS GODLEWSKI IS GETTING PUSS ON EVERYTHING!
godlewski by Lawlsauce617 November 30, 2011

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026