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Godgasm

When an individual, usually in a religious
environment, screams and cries out to God during praise or worship.
Lady 1: Oh yes, God! Oh, God! YES! GOD! OOOOH YES!!!

Man: Geez, what IS that lady doing?

Lady 2: Oh, we're in church... so I assume she's just having a godgasm.

Man: Oh, of course.
by honeymoonkiss February 28, 2009
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Godgasm

Once the spirit is aroused by God and given so much pleasure in worship; or like a spiritual orgasm caused by God
I have many Godgasms a day in my relationship with God. Tune in and Rapture!
by Sevfcantrell March 13, 2021
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Godgasm

Godgasm is one someone is super religious and tries to push their religion on you. They sometimes have just converted to their religion and they go from fun to prudes in one day. Godgasms usually are Party Fouls.
Guy 1: Hey Guy 2, wanna come drink with us at the bar.
Guy 2: What!? No way, don't you know I have to go to that church thing tomorrow morning?
Guy 1: Damnit your a godgasm!
Guy 2: Whatever, want to come to church with me?
by H.R. September 8, 2006
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gorgasm

n.

a giant orgasm

v.
the act of having a giant orgasm
It was the best sex of my life. I gorgasmed all over him.
by She Said It March 18, 2015
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Golgasm

Noun:1. The intense orgasmic feeling one achieves after scoring a goal.
2. The reaction to the act of scoring a goal in futbol or soccer in which one immediatly starts running around the field with his or her arms and mouth wide open. The crowd and announcer often will yell 'GOL!!!!!!!!'. Golgasms can last from 30 seconds to 10 minutes depending on the person and team scoring the goal.

Adverb-Golgasmic
Plural- Golgasms or Multiple Golgasms if more than 1 goal was scored.
Crowd: "Gollllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!"
John (American who doesnt watch soccer): Whats everybody doing?
Shahin: They're having a golgasm!

Sean: "So what did it feel like after scoring that goal?"
Sob: "GOLGASMIC!"

Sob: "I just had a golgasm!"
Damon: "How'd it feel?"
Sob: "Well I after I scored the goal, I got this warm feeling in my shorts, it was great!"
by akmoney October 16, 2007
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godmasmismitajhgjkah

Extremely angry, that it it beyond God damning one to eternal hell.
Godmasmismitajhgjkah! I can't hang out on Sunday.
by thinkadink778 January 8, 2009
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Googasm

n. Obsessive usage of the Google search engine. Reliant.
2. A climax of internet intelligence.
When Todd finally bought a computer and signed up for an ISP, he had his first Googasm.
by Nihilive March 22, 2005
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