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God's Team

Similar to America's Team, the Dallas Cowboys, The Denver Broncos are a treasure from God. God sent his only son Tebow down from Heaven to bless the team. He was born of the virgin Cheerleader and Mike Shannahan. He runs, passes, and prays for our sins so that one day we may all sit at the right hand of the Father, John Elway.
Dude 1: How did the Broncos pull that shit off man! The first play in over time? WOW that was sick!

Dude 2: Bro, you should have known, the Broncos are God's Team.
by stormycolorado January 14, 2012
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