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Goat Slap

An unsolicited picture in the form of a text or email wherein a selfie containing only male genetalia is attached.
How am I supposed to go back to waiting on customers when I just got goat slapped by that guy I met at the bar on Friday?
by L.J.Hudson August 9, 2016
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Billy goat slap

"Billy goat slap" the action where you grip your scrotum with your hand and slap someone with your balls
by Billy goat slap by the don December 15, 2016
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Slap a goat

getting so mad that you are to the point of physically hurting a goat. So frustrated that you would hurt a living creature.
I'm so mad I could slap a goat. I'm so mad I would slap a goat.
by TheRealPandaSwag November 5, 2010
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slappin the goat

Shit, my mom walked in while I was slappin the goat
by K8&Gaby March 24, 2008
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goatslap

To invent a nonsensical saying and convince an ESL student that it belongs to standard English idiom.
Kristen: That just slaps my goat!

André: What hell? What does it mean?

Kristen: Oh, that's just a common saying people use when they're upset. It's like "grinds my gears", but more backcountry.

André: Ahhh. I see.

(André just got goatslapped!)
by Jedophile October 6, 2010
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