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Goal Mouth is a malady suffered by soccer fans and is characterized by sore jaw, stiff tongue and raspy throat.

When there is a close shot, or an acrobatic save or, especially, a goal scored, fans go crazy. They abruptly open their mouths which strains the mandible. The noise made, harshens the vocal chords and the back of the throat. The ululation of the sound constantly strains the tongue muscle, resulting in Goal Mouth.
ā€œI sure will be glad when this World Cup is over. There have been so many good games, Iā€™ve had Goal Mouth for more than three weeks.ā€
by PicklingTheBeast July 09, 2010
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