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Go Stopper

A person whose mission in life is to get in the way. To halt forward progress. An obstacle thrower.
I would have been here on time, but I got stuck behind a Go Stopper who was doing 50 mph in the fast lane.
by ShimSham October 12, 2018
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Saharan Gobstopper

A hammeroid that is removed surgically, frozen, and sucked on in a similar fashion to a gobstopper candy treat, ideally on a hot summer day. In some cases it may become Saharan Chewing Gum.
My arse has flared up lately, thank fuck it’s summer I have some delightful Saharan Gobstoppers.
by SaharanPrince September 16, 2018
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Australian Gobstopper

Australian Gobstopper (i.e. The Intubator) The girl lies on her back on the bed, with her head hanging off the bed. The guy slides his cock into her mouth, deviating the trachea, and fingers her pussy which she sucks his dick.
Dude - she was upside down sucking my dick doing the Australian Gobstopper nonstop. I basically intubated her.
by Dr Sheezy August 21, 2021
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gobstopper weed

(Noun.) - Particular strands of cannabis that are plagued by their moist buds that decrease in quantity when put through grinders and burn forever in blunts or bowls .
Pablo: We've got ten people and only enough bud for 1 bowl pack in the cobra.
George: Don't worry we got that gobstopper weed
Diego: Brilliant.
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Gobstoppers

#1: Another name for jawbreakers.

#2: A candy made by Nestle under their Willy Wonka Candy Company. Made in regular and chewy kinds these candies are more like Dentist Enemy #1 but they're considered by dentists to be Public Enemy #1 because they're more or less made out of pure sugar. They're like crack in edible flavored form and their effects are just about the same.
The first time I had a box of Gobstoppers I started saving up for dentures.
by Sid Barrett August 8, 2007
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Gobstoppered

To have eaten something extremely quickly, such as someone who consumes jawbreakers by chewing rather than sucking would eat a large box of gobstopper candies.
Person 1: *eats 2 whole big macs in under five minutes*

Person 2: Geez! You frickin gobstoppered that shit!

Person 1: I was hungry!
by Touche, buddy. December 5, 2007
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Cleveland Gobstopper

The act of using a plunger to unstop the
constipated ass of your lover to preform
the cleveland steamer.
Freddie patiently proceded with care proforming the Cleveland Gobstopper to unclog Harolds constipated anus to receive a fresh cleveland steamer.
by streetwhiz April 17, 2009
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