Gnuoyiy 

n. (Guh-new-ee), A rare, Korean species of obese gnome. Characteristic traits include compulsive overeating, undiscernable chatter when communicating, and low/monotone speech patterns.

Traveler 1: Hail and well met! I'm seeking Gnuoyiy. Hath thou seenest any?

Traveler 2: Aye. Last I hath seen he was at the Azerothian Buffet with fatty Botch. They look alike, you know!

Gnuoyiy by 2L2Q July 31, 2008