Gnipophobia

The fear of -
- short people
- middle aged men wearing lampshades
- yetis/wild beasts
- green eyed monsters

Midget 1: Hey.
Normal sized person 1: AH! Don't talk to me, I have gnipophobia!
Midget 1: Sorry, I didn't know.
Normal sized person 1: *retreats and assumes fetal position*

Gnipophobia by supercoleandtiaaaaa March 6, 2009

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gnomophobia

An irrational fear of Garden Gnomes

Person 1: Hey look, it's a garden gnome!
Person 2: OH MY GOD GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Person 1: Well someone has a bad case of gnomophobia...

gnomophobia by Richard The Gnome.... Shhhh!!! February 6, 2010

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Related Words

Gnipophobia • gnomophobia • Geniophobia • Gingophobia • Giophobia • Gyppophobia • snipophobia

Geniophobia

Fear of chins

dude, wear a scarf! i have geniophobia!

Geniophobia by Dr Carlisle Cullen2 February 23, 2009

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Gyppophobia

A term used to describe a fear of a potential or actual encounter with a gypsy, or someone who will offer to sell them gypsy treasures (e.g. Pegs).

James: "Some gypsy in a caravan is outside asking people to buy some pegs, or they'll curse them! I bought ten, just to be safe."

Matt: "...but I don't want any pegs! I'd go sort them out and kick them and the horse they rode in on outta town.... but I fear gypsies and their magic powers. I suffer from Gyppophobia!"

Gyppophobia by oh_herro! August 5, 2009