Gnarlio 

Derived from the word gnarly. Invented by the locally known surfing prophet Sammy T. Similar to coolio.
Its main difference between these words is it is said in a far more chilled out fashion. When saying it the speaker must make it seem as they are stoned. Should be used when something good comes up.

Dude you heard of the maui monkeys?
Yup
....Gnarlio.....

Just got a new ride bro
....Gnarlio....

Gnarlio by sammy t June 4, 2004

Gnarlington cemetery 

Large burial ground/necropolis privately owned by legendary, tiger-blooded, immortal American actor Charlie Sheen in which any fallen members of his paranormal 'violent love', F-18 equipped militia, known as "the Octagon" are laid to rest. The Sheenian equivalent of Valhalla. Gnarlington is so RADICAL that normal, loser minds cannot comprehend it, and risk turning into a exploded body over which their children will weep. Only the (Duh!) Winning or Bi-Winning are permitted to enter.

So far, only a handful** of fire-breathing-fisted, earthworm-defeating, Vatican Assassin Warlocks are buried here, of which one, Denise Richards, is a former High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock. It's pretty lonely down there, but you know, THEY SURE LIKE THE VIEW, ALEX.

**: Given Sheen's unlimited appeal and Bitching Rockstar from Mars status, one would expect more than just a few - this is readily explainable by the fact that as Sheen cogently explains, death is for pussies, like Thomas Jefferson. A loser at the end of a loser life, with ugly wife and ugly children. He didn't hang out with two smoking hotties and fly around the world.

But what does rhyme with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be him. He works for the Pope, he murders people. He is the drug known as Charlie Sheen.

"Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other Gnarly Gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."

Charlie Sheen on warlocks earning themselves a place at Gnarlington cemetery.

Gnarlington cemetery by NewsflashIAmSpecial March 21, 2011

gnarliest friend

This is the friend in ones group who is the most extreme and willing to shed all dignity in order to gain laughs from any given audience. He may be a little racist and if multiple people chant his name, he will get naked and do the mangina while raising his hands as if he just stuck a landing in an Olympic gymnastics competition.

Henwood is my gnarliest friend.

gnarliest friend by Rightcheek June 5, 2011

Garlior 

(gAr-lee-or) n. 1) A destroyer of villages, cities or townships. 2) A woodland creature, evil by nature, capable of destroying villages, cities or townships. 3) A nickname for Republicans.

"Heavens to Murgatroyd!" the people of Ann Arbor shouted with fear as Garlior took to the streets, ready to destroy the civilization at its feet.

Did you see that garlior's jaunty sweater-vest and matching tennis racket?

Garlior by The Divine Ms. H January 23, 2008

Gnarliside 

Gnarliside means that something is just SOOO gnarly that it can kill yourself.

A Conversion of Gnarly And Suicide

Guy 1: Dude! Did you hear about that guy that killed himself after bungee jumping out of a plane?

Guy 2: O, yea, i did. He made it OK, but it was so gnarly that he killed himself

Guy 1: Yea, he just committed Gnarliside!!

Gnarliside by Gnarlisideguy June 30, 2009

Gnarls Gnarlington 

Some mythical guy Charlie Sheen refers to when attempting to approvingly describe someone. Probable reference to the word "gnarly" ("balls out danger" sense).

"Todd Zeile is a Gnarls Gnarlington," Sheen said not long after ranting about people who wished they were him for eternity (Dr. Drew and Nancy Grace apparently on that list) and people he wished he was for ten minutes (Colin Farrell, Sean Penn).

Gnarls Gnarlington by sterculus March 26, 2011

gnarlicious 

(adj.) Used to describe something that is both gnarly an delicious at the same time. Something that's so special and brings so much bliss to life that it can only be encapsulated by this unusual word.

Nadia is so gnarlicious; I miss her immensely (though I'm sure she doesn't feel the same).

Sushi is so gnarlicious I could eat it every waking second of my life.

gnarlicious by papermachete November 11, 2005