Glob Jaman 

<Adj, Noun, Verb> A situation, action or object that transcends thought, description or manipulation.

1. A:"That was fucking intense..."
B:"Glob Jaman."

2. "We were definitly Glob Jaman in the bar the other night."

3. "Glob Jaman up in here."

Glob Jaman by Steven Semco May 1, 2008

jamming glove 

masturbating -- giving oneself manual pleasure (male or female)

*knock knock* Can I come in? You're not jamming glove in there, are you?

jamming glove by darfle675 April 23, 2013

jamming glove 

Masturbating.

"I totally caught him jamming glove on the couch when he thought no one was home."

jamming glove by shit hammer April 23, 2013