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A combination between a glomp and a tackle. It appears slightly redundant, due to the fact that a glomp is a tackle/hug, but a glackle is more forceful and emphasized. Pretty much a souped-up glomp.
He was glackled forcefully into the sidewalk. He awoke with a mild concussion in the hospital
Glackle by Gnauga August 16, 2008
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glankles 

a compound of the words "glass", "ankles". This term describes painful or injured ankles due to infirmity or misadventure.

This term is often used used when a person receives ground-shock when jumping down from something, when an athlete becomes injured from landing on their foot poorly, or in video gaming, where a player's character takes unexpected "fall damage".

The term is similar to "grankles"; infirmity of ankles, and subsequent difficulty walking, due to frailty of advanced age.
"Just jump down, the fence isn't that high!"
"Arrrgh, my glankles!.. no really.. I think I twisted something.."

"She has been sidelined for 3 games because of a recurrent injury. The team is hoping those glankles don't cost them the Cup."
glankles by Erebus February 2, 2019
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Rat-Grackle 

Rat-Grackle is a nasty imaginary critter that lives inside a fat ho's vagina. The Rat Grackle's breath tends to be foul and fishy in smell.
Man get the gas masks, Sally's Rat-Grackle has particularly bad breath today.
Rat-Grackle by fly4adeadguy February 24, 2009
The guttural, gagging sound that precedes the full expulsion of vomit. A damp heave.
As Henry pulled the plug of tobacco from his mouth, he gackled at the realization that it was in fact a human great toe in an advanced state of putrifaction.
Gackle by Geeshie November 29, 2014
Grackle: is an arrogant or obnoxious person that's arrogant and bullying & annoying
Don't grackle me
Grackle by Bravo326 May 1, 2021

grackler 

Someone of such unspeakable hideousness that it cannot be otherwise described.
Did you see that girl going by? She was such a grackler I wanted to crap on her face to make her look more attractive
grackler by Fireitup June 1, 2010

Glockledoodledoo 

One who puts a pistol in their vagina as a fetish. Commonly makes women shriek randomly like a chicken.
Daaamn did you see that stripper put the glock up there? She’s a total glockledoodledoo
Glockledoodledoo by Ambid January 12, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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