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A combination between a glomp and a tackle. It appears slightly redundant, due to the fact that a glomp is a tackle/hug, but a glackle is more forceful and emphasized. Pretty much a souped-up glomp.
He was glackled forcefully into the sidewalk. He awoke with a mild concussion in the hospital
Glackle by Gnauga August 16, 2008
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glankles 

a compound of the words "glass", "ankles". This term describes painful or injured ankles due to infirmity or misadventure.

This term is often used used when a person receives ground-shock when jumping down from something, when an athlete becomes injured from landing on their foot poorly, or in video gaming, where a player's character takes unexpected "fall damage".

The term is similar to "grankles"; infirmity of ankles, and subsequent difficulty walking, due to frailty of advanced age.
"Just jump down, the fence isn't that high!"
"Arrrgh, my glankles!.. no really.. I think I twisted something.."

"She has been sidelined for 3 games because of a recurrent injury. The team is hoping those glankles don't cost them the Cup."
glankles by Erebus February 2, 2019
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Rat-Grackle 

Rat-Grackle is a nasty imaginary critter that lives inside a fat ho's vagina. The Rat Grackle's breath tends to be foul and fishy in smell.
Man get the gas masks, Sally's Rat-Grackle has particularly bad breath today.
Rat-Grackle by fly4adeadguy February 24, 2009
The guttural, gagging sound that precedes the full expulsion of vomit. A damp heave.
As Henry pulled the plug of tobacco from his mouth, he gackled at the realization that it was in fact a human great toe in an advanced state of putrifaction.
Gackle by Geeshie November 29, 2014
Grackle: is an arrogant or obnoxious person that's arrogant and bullying & annoying
Don't grackle me
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grackler 

Someone of such unspeakable hideousness that it cannot be otherwise described.
Did you see that girl going by? She was such a grackler I wanted to crap on her face to make her look more attractive
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Glockledoodledoo 

One who puts a pistol in their vagina as a fetish. Commonly makes women shriek randomly like a chicken.
Daaamn did you see that stripper put the glock up there? She’s a total glockledoodledoo
Glockledoodledoo by Ambid January 12, 2019
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