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Gizzle-gazzle 

The repleted scrotum after a man who was lucky enough to have multiple orgasms during an hour of mindblowing sex. Named after the "wattle" (the red flesh that hangs off a male turkey's beak) because the wattle is often referred to as a gazzler, since no one knows to call it a wattle.
"Oh man, check out the gizzle-gazzle my girl gave me last night! Touch it too! It's so empty I could keep my keys and wallet in there, like a pocket!"
Gizzle-gazzle by ttobrub January 11, 2009
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Gizzle Gazzle 69 

Two men engage in 69. While this occurs, one man chops off his finger's one at a time and proceeds to shove it slowly up the other mans asshole as the blood leaks onto his face. This is referred to as the 'Gizzle' Stage. Then, the other man proceeds to blend the other mans penis in a blender until it's turned into a puree consistency. The man proceeds to drink the blended penis all while multiple fingers are being shoved up his butthole. This is referred to as the 'Gazzle' stage.
To engage in Gizzle Gazzle 69, two girls one cup must be occuring nearby.
I just Gizzle Gazzle 69ed with Steve.
Gizzle Gazzle 69 by gizzleman69 December 23, 2020

gizzle dizzle 

to be heck of cool.
word.
you like the spice girls?!
you're the gizzle dizzle!!!!!!
gizzle dizzle by tydftyytrftfytfgyu October 15, 2006
A term invented by a Pokemon Showdown player who faced a YouTuber by the name of The Garbodors. At one point, he asks "why gizzle". To this day everyone is still asking "why gizzle?". Very few people know for sure what gizzle means but it has been theorized to be a misspelling of the onomatopoeia sizzle (as flamethrower was used the move before).
Player: I dodn't understand, now I ask why gizzle?
The Garbodors: What are you talking about?
Player: attacknig or the hound doomer?
gizzle by Lance0 August 30, 2021

snoop d o double gizzle 

Another way of referring to 'Big Snoop Dogg'.
Have you heard the new Snoop D O Double Gizzle?

Oh, Fo' Shizzle my nizzle!

shizzle tizzle gizzle gar 

Doesn't have a literal meaning. The correct response when someone begins speaking Ebonics to you and you are having difficulty understanding them.
Jamal: Yo dog whats happenin my nigguh, yo ass looks like yous just got done on a four day bender.

Steven: Shizzle tizzle gizzle gar.

Jamal: Oh, sorry man I meant to say how are you doing my friend? You look tired.
this is snoop d-o double gizzle fo shizzle dizzle
gizzle by stiz August 16, 2003
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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