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Giszm

Noun: Gizsm
Pronunciation: Ji-zim

Verb: Gizzed
Pronunciation: Jizzed

Last heard: New York City

Giszm: Sperm from a male ejaculating outside the vagina leaving a distinct pattern, a streak of dots and/or a small puddle of sort. The term is used in past tense as referring to it as being there but all ready happened.

The age of Giszm doesnt matter, it could be fresh or a left over stain from the sperm.

Lets say you go to a hotel and take a black light and you see a sperm stain that resembles the pattern mentioned above. Thats also considered giszm.
Example 1:I just came, look at my giszm on the floor.

Example 2: Wow he gizzed all over her.

Example 3: Cop: Yep we found your giszm all over the crime scene, this proves you were there.
by Stephen Risi October 30, 2008
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GISmaster

Someone who is familiar with a Geographical Information System. However, these people are often mistaken for a jizzmaster.
Smitty is a GISmaster.
by Bruce Smith December 10, 2008
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Gismandem

A nickname for famous celebrity Giselle which means that she’s the don or god.
Yo gismandem what we saying, what’s happening
by Cyamonn May 11, 2021
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Gisma

A name usually given to someone who is beautiful inside and out. Not many people have this name therefore you're "Special".

Most people think Gisma is a pretty cool name.
It means destiny in formal Arabic.
Jace: "Like OMG she is the best GF ever!"

Jared: "You mean Gisma?"

Jace: "How did you know she was my GF?! I haven't changed my relationship status yet!!!!"

Jared: . . . oh she told me. .
by tickiimi May 4, 2011
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preo gizm

a form of dementia affecting the marketing departments of automobile manufacturers which impels them to outsource the naming of their cars to word laboratories. this condition might manifest itself in the form of gremlin x, probe, yaris, altima or routan. unchecked, this condition progresses to terminal vapidity.
valet, i'm in the last stages of preo gizm. could you fetch my car, it's the the gremlin x (probe, yaris, altima or routan)
by lexicali slim September 15, 2009
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Giszel Sanchez

Giszel Sanchez is the best person to be around. She's pretty, beautiful, and cute plus she makes everyone feel joy and happiness around her. Giszel is a very very lovable person she makes everyone fall in love with her. She's very smart, kind, beautiful, cool, funny, and an amazing friend. If you happen to be friends with Giszel Sanchez then you are truly blessed and you should consider yourself the luckiest man alive. Giszel Sanchez is the best person ever and shes way to good for anyone.
Giszel Sanchez is defined as- awesome, beautiful, and the best. Ex.Did you hear Benito likes Giszel but she doesn't like him back so he basically got rejected.
by @benitz_490 November 11, 2019
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gishmoigen

Penis; from Family Guy. Quagmire says after sleeping with a chick. She tells him that she thought they're getting married. He says, "I only said that so you'd gigoogen my gishmoigen!"
My gishmoigen is gonna be in that ho's mouth
by Zaf89 February 13, 2008
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