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Girl, please...

A phrase used when talking. A way of saying "Just stop, ok?", or "That's ridiculous...", or "What were you thinking?". Usually said with a kick of sass to it.
1. Miranda: "And he said he was married and all...but he said that their relationship was rocky...so I thought that meant he could have sex with me. It wasn't my fault, really!"
Lizzy: *Rolls eyes* "Girl, please..."

2. Stacey: "...So who cares if I'm now in a thousand dollars of debt? I mean the shoes ARE really cute...right?"
Emily: "Girl, please..."
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girl please 

girl please stemming from black people on the Maury show or maybe Montel Williams. Used in a sentance to say "bitch say what"
girl please im not your baby's daddy.
girl please by John January 25, 2005

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it 

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it
a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

that girl is a real crowd pleaser 

A line said in Rae sremmurd's song, 'Black Beatles', meaning a girl that sucks a lot of dick
Jalen: damn who's that girl?
Tryone: that's Shanequa, that girl is a real crowd pleaser. She be all up on niggas dicks all the time for a dollar.
Jalen: for real dawg? Ima have to get me some of that.

that girl is a real crowd pleaser 

A line from the popular hit single, "Black Beatles" by the hip-hop group Rae Sremmurd. The group confirmed that the popular line is in reference to an entertaining performer whose talent pleases the surrounding audience.
Did you see Beyonce's Super Bowl performance? That girl is a real crowd pleaser!
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