Girl, please...

A phrase used when talking. A way of saying "Just stop, ok?", or "That's ridiculous...", or "What were you thinking?". Usually said with a kick of sass to it.

1. Miranda: "And he said he was married and all...but he said that their relationship was rocky...so I thought that meant he could have sex with me. It wasn't my fault, really!"
Lizzy: *Rolls eyes* "Girl, please..."

2. Stacey: "...So who cares if I'm now in a thousand dollars of debt? I mean the shoes ARE really cute...right?"
Emily: "Girl, please..."

Girl, please... by SmilesAreLove July 13, 2010

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girl please

girl please stemming from black people on the Maury show or maybe Montel Williams. Used in a sentance to say "bitch say what"

girl please im not your baby's daddy.

girl please by John January 25, 2005

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a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

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that girl is a real crowd pleaser

A line said in Rae sremmurd's song, 'Black Beatles', meaning a girl that sucks a lot of dick

Jalen: damn who's that girl?
Tryone: that's Shanequa, that girl is a real crowd pleaser. She be all up on niggas dicks all the time for a dollar.
Jalen: for real dawg? Ima have to get me some of that.

that girl is a real crowd pleaser by Freshdefines November 20, 2016

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that girl is a real crowd pleaser

A line from the popular hit single, "Black Beatles" by the hip-hop group Rae Sremmurd. The group confirmed that the popular line is in reference to an entertaining performer whose talent pleases the surrounding audience.

Did you see Beyonce's Super Bowl performance? That girl is a real crowd pleaser!

that girl is a real crowd pleaser by RapGeniusFr3ak January 16, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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