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tokiomi: sup man
gilgamesh: DAMARE ZASSHU
Gilgamesh by a random simp March 26, 2020
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Friend of Gilgamesh 

A term expressing a platonic relationship between adult males. The original use refers to the mythical king Gilgamesh, and his non-sexual friendship with the character Enkidu.
Montgomedy Sweelard is off traveling with Radrigo on some grand, manly adventure. Joe is a true Friend of Gilgamesh, and thus undoubtedly heterosexual.
Friend of Gilgamesh by Radrigo July 14, 2023

gilgashit 

An excrement of epic proportions. Often performed in times of serious need to get out of something. The word comes from the Sumerian epic of Gilgamesh, where an ordinary man sought after immortality. However, a Gilgashit is not about immortality or man's internal struggle, but about the nature of bowel movement and the courage it takes to leave such a mark on society.
Kid A - "Dude you were gone for two whole periods--where the hell were you?"
Kid B - "Completing the epic, man. Gilgashit."
Kid A - "Brock-lock."
gilgashit by Rileson July 22, 2006

Epic of Gilgafail 

noun: a failure so large that ordinary descriptions, such as "Epic Failure," cease to distinguish it from the ho-hum everyday failures. Takes its roots from the ancient Sumerian text _The Epic of Gilgamesh_.
Only you can decide when an Epic of Gilgafail happens. The prerequisites are that it must be painful, time-consuming, and/or humiliating.
Epic of Gilgafail by bagel4732 February 24, 2009
the any day of the week in which mass quantities of alchol is consumed followed by an evening of hard rough sex that makes your partner wake up the next morning and say "damn, the best days are Gildays"
i hope today is a Gilday!

yay Gilday is finally here

yesterday was a Gilday

i could really use a Gilday about now
Gilday by Skot BAcon February 9, 2010

Wings of Gilgamesh 

The action of holding up two broads in the air by their vaginas while flexing the biceps.
A test of true strength of mind and body.
When done correctly, the power of the great Sumerian King should flow from their bodies to your fingers.
"I heard John preformed the Wings of Gilgamesh on his side hoes last night."
"How in the fuck did that twig of a man get both wings in the air?"
Wings of Gilgamesh by MeowingDog January 22, 2019