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Ghost Racing 

The act where you, our of boredom, imagine someone, or something, running/flying/swimming etc. outside one of the sidewindows in a car

A thing many people did when they were kids, but wierdly enough never mentioned to anybody (The Ghost Racer Taboo)
Jeoffrey: "Been Ghost Racing lately, Charlie"
Charlie: "Ehm... what's Ghost Racing?"
Jeoffrey: "Look it up in the Urban Dictionary"
Charlie: "Heck is that?"
Jeoffrey: "Charlie, just because you're blind, doesn't mean you cannot internet"
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Racing the Ghost 

Yo, the club last night was bumping cuz I was racing the ghost all night.
Racing the Ghost by DeeVee US April 7, 2009

Ghost Raping 

Informing someone that you'll be masturbating at a later time while thinking about them.
This hot bartender was a complete bitch to me, so I told her I was going to be ghost raping her later.
Ghost Raping by CocoSantango August 21, 2011

The Raping Ghost Of Alcatraz 

A frightening ghost usually associated with the prison of Alcatraz. He wears chains and drives the Rapemobile. He is known for his raping skills and the 30 minute or less delivery time of Big Buckets O' Rape. He is featured on a made-up episode of Survivng Disaster in a parodic manor.
He also has a MySpace account so add him.
Small Child: look at that van up ahead
Ghost Victim: NOOOO! KID RUN...IT'S THE RAPING GHOST OF ALCATRAZ!