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Ghetto Netto 

Ghetto Netto is the new Netto supermarket in dover
which provides food & sustinance for the town and neighbouring countries haha

it is also the turf of St Edmunds & was recently defended in a brutal gang war against Astor n Boys Grammer or summit.

did tupac teach us nothin?!

further more u can buy pretty much half the shop for a quid :P

blates one of dovers top tourist atractions
"Bruv did u hear about ghetto netto?"
-"Nahh blud?"
"There was sum hench fight outside it yeh! Oh & i bought 4 redbulls for a £1!"
-"Serious!... 4 for a £1 BRRRRAP rep ur ends innit. u get me!"
-"BOY BETTER KNOW!"

Yes this is how we talk in dover :P
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Netto Ghetto 

defines an area so poor and rough and full of drug dealers, the shopping centres are full of shit supermarkets and bargain basement stores, like Netto, Pound Stretcher and Aldi, cos that's all people in Netto Ghettos can afford cos they spend all their money on Crack
You want me to come with you to Mansfield?? fuck off!! it's a right NETTO GHETTO!!
Netto Ghetto by AL April 26, 2004

The Ghetto Behind the Netto

Athersley North, South Yorkshire, England.
So called because of the massive Netto supermarket just south of it.
1. John says he's from the Ghetto...
2. Yeah, the Ghetto behind the Netto more like...
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