Step one: Invite a bitch and an enemy to your house. Make sure enemy arrives one hour after girl does.
Step two: Feed bitch dinner consisting of excessively spicy Indian, Mexican, Jamaican food and a bag of dried apricots.
Step three: Go to the front door and ass pound that bitch like you're a gorilla on Viagra.
Step four: when enemy arrives open the door and then quickly jump out of the away. Revel in glorious revenge as that diabolically spicy shit rocket explodes in enemies FACE. Enjoy a hearty chuckle as that ass hat loses his dignity, his eye sight, and suffers third degree burns as the molten shit melts his face off!
guy 1: remember Jeff?
Guy 2: you mean the guy that stole your pack of gum?
Guy 1: Yes. Lets just say certain steps were taken and he no longer enjoys the luxury of having a face
Guy 2: *shocked silence*
Guy 1: Yes thats right. He endured the burning turd torpedo that is the german shrapnel
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).