Step one: Invite a bitch and an enemy to your house. Make sure enemy arrives one hour after girl does.
Step two: Feed bitch dinner consisting of excessively spicy Indian, Mexican, Jamaican food and a bag of dried apricots.
Step three: Go to the front door and ass pound that bitch like you're a gorilla on Viagra.
Step four: when enemy arrives open the door and then quickly jump out of the away. Revel in glorious revenge as that diabolically spicy shit rocket explodes in enemies FACE. Enjoy a hearty chuckle as that ass hat loses his dignity, his eye sight, and suffers third degree burns as the molten shit melts his face off!
guy 1: remember Jeff?
Guy 2: you mean the guy that stole your pack of gum?
Guy 1: Yes. Lets just say certain steps were taken and he no longer enjoys the luxury of having a face Guy 2: *shocked silence*
Guy 1: Yes thats right. He endured the burning turd torpedo that is the german shrapnel
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.