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Geodouche 

Some one who takes geocaching way too seriously. A geodouche will also call out a fellow geocacher because it wasn't their first priority in life.
This "geodouche" Chuy was given exact coordinates of a location using multi billion dollar satellite technology called GPS. Because he couldn't find a large concrete monument in the woods, he threatened to turn me in to the geocache website for not making it easy.
Geodouche by Bow-flex June 8, 2010
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gandouche 

A combination of gandu, a Hindi word for an asshole or idiot, and douche, a shorthand for douchebag.
That guy is a gandouche.
gandouche by Dave K. December 11, 2007

Gadouched 

When you meet Josh Gad and get trampled
Just went to the 'Frozen' meet and greet with my daughter; she got gadouched! Thankfully. I got a picture... #blessed
Gadouched by UggBoots December 27, 2020

Guidouche 

A guido and douchebag combination, a double negative by definition in that a Guido is by definition already a douchebag.
Dude, that guinea is such a guidouche!
Guidouche by Franco Mena December 29, 2009

goofdouche 

noun: one who acts completely and utterly retarded and pisses everybody off
Rob's obsession with quoting Christopher Walken and Tom Petty has his friends calling him a goofdouche.
goofdouche by Los Olaz July 15, 2008

geoducker 

A usually badass person that has special permissions from the government to harvest geoducks. They live fast-lives with even faster women. They make about $5000.00 per day and geoducker poachers make up to $2 million every 2.5 years.
Hey guys, I'm a geoducker. Do you like wrestling?
geoducker by Ian C. September 25, 2005

gadouche 

someone of exraordinary douchyness, when just douche alone does not properly drscribe them.
Can you believe that guy actually likes that shitty band, what a GADOUCHE
gadouche by cameron525 August 10, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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