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Geographical Bachelor: Someone who is married, but due to distance (e.g. family travelling on holiday), both husband and wife can act in some way like a bachelor (e.g. stay up late on a work night!)
Did your family get away ok? Yes, oh great, welcome to the life of a GeoBach - here's the invite to the party tonight!
GeoBach by Ruskeemo July 16, 2018
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Off like Gobachev 

When your flow is way out of tune or just simply too outdated to function in todays upbeat social enviroment.
"Usually i am pretty damned good when it comes to driving 80 mph down curvy residential streets, but the night I hit that tree I was completely Off Like Gobachev!"
Off like Gobachev by AudioDamned November 26, 2003

geocaching 

An excuse to go outside and travel, combined with the fun of a hunt, and the sociability that results from meeting other Geocachers. Given a bad name by people who don't think out their placements -- a good cache should have both permission from the land owner and a reason for being there besides the cache itself.
Geocaching is pretty feckin' awesome if you do it right.
geocaching by crtrue March 24, 2007

Geocaching 

A great game where people hide boxes (or caches) of goodies all over thw world and register the geographic coordinates on www.geocaching.com. Using a GPS unit, users are then able to go hunting for these boxes and record in the journal, take or leave items for others, and/or transfer a Travel Bug to another location.
The coordinates are off! Those retarded geocaching buttholes...
Geocaching by TimUSCA September 28, 2003
using multi billion dollar military defense satellites to find tupperware in the woods
high tech treasure hunt made possible by extensive military spending and minimal spending on the players part... they build a satellite and launch it in to space, i buy a piece of plastic from walmart and make it a geocache by just hiding it
geocache by gaching master March 30, 2009
Destination point, usually a container with small objects and/or toys, for a GPS based orienteering sport/hobby called "Geocaching" after the web site of the same name. Participants hide containers (or sometimes objects, clues, or virtual objects) and publish GPS coordinates and hints on the Gecaching web site. Others seek the geocache as a form of recreation and may exchange items for those in the geocache, as well as reporting (online) the success or failure of their search.
When we travel to another city, we often will bring a GPS unit and search out a local geocache as a way of becoming more familiar with the area.
geocache by Mark Luscher June 9, 2005
Geocaching (pronounced geo-cashing) is like a high-tech scavenger hunt, made possible by Global Positioning System (GPS) and the Internet. Originally developed by the U.S. Department of Defense for military applications, GPS technology has been free and available since the mid-1980s. Although many people use GPS receivers to aid in navagaition, the systems also have recreational uses, such as recording locations of caves, hiking trails, and favorite fishing spots. TEXT USED BY HOOAH! CATALOGE FROM NATIONAL GUARD.
I found my first Geocache yesterday.
geocache by National Guard April 7, 2008
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