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"The Forest" as it is called is home to many many many many many many, bitches, these girls are very aggressive when choosing their mates, and don't stop until they achieve what the label to be success. Many are very pretty, but don't be fooled there are many ugly garrison girls, many are also drunks, and at the same time have 4.0 GPA's. Don't ever approach a moderately attractive Garrison Girl...she will rip your fucking neck off, with her annoyingness.

However there always are excpeptions, and there are normal, non-aggressive, pretty, and smart Garrison Girls. But beware, even they have problems.
by a man with the worst July 24, 2010
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