Gacksmith 

A Gacksmith is a person who is skilled at removing the cap from a beer bottle by using an item other than a bottle opener. Lighters, pens, sheets of paper folded many times and rocks are just a few of the tools commonly used by a skilled Gacksmith. An item used successfully by a Gacksmith is known as a Gack.

"What's the Problem?"
"I can't open this beer. It's not a twist off."
"Looks like you need a Gacksmith. I know a guy. He can use a dead mosquito as a Gack. The guy's a genius."

Gacksmith by woodfella February 14, 2009

Jacksmith 

Mother fuckin beast of all trades.
The badassest motherfucker alive. Ever.
All knowing of everything right and holy and kinky.
A sexy man beast.

Holy shit donna look at that jacksmith over there.

Jacksmith by B. to da mother fuckin shaw. June 26, 2010

gaysmith 

a toolish kid, commonly hated, constantly given shit and picked on but doesnt realize everyone's hatred towards them. A poser and They think they are the shit but actually are not. they tend to get cocky about skillz they dont have.

Jenkins is a gaysmith.

can u stop? ur acting like gaysmith.

gaysmith by Coolkid69 January 15, 2008

Jacksmith 

regional noun
plural noun: jacksmith

1. Loud, raucous laughter with physical effects.
2. To be in a state of hysterical laughter without stopping, where your sides hurt.

"Oh no, Ryan's in a Jacksmith!"

"That comedian had me in a right Jacksmith!"

Jacksmith by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

A Jacksmith 

a true giant amongst men, he is always the spark amongst dull company and a man other men look up to. A leader, inspiration and visionary, often found in call centre environments, a Jacksmith is the jack the lad, the lady killer and the one with the gallo's humour. Truly loved by one n all

I used to be a Jacksmith in my younger days, but i leave that to the pretty boys nows

A Jacksmith by wordsmithguru September 2, 2015

Hacksmith 

1.a. A lowlife scumbag, taking advantage of people who feel absent minded as it is for locking there keys inside there home or automobile.
b. Someone who charges government prices and does a half-assed job.
c. An inferior, wannabe Locksmith making good people pay prices comparable to the cost of a 38" TV, and only getting the box the TV is supposed to come in.
d. the company "ABC Lock and Key" in Phoenix, AZ
e.Any and all companies not employing licensed locksmiths

That hacksmith tried to charge me $460 for a key that MY company only charges $135 and he said it would take 2-3 hours when I know it should take NO MORE THEN ONE HOUR! (for most vehicles)

Hacksmith by Your Neighborhood AAA Locksmith April 29, 2008

JackSmithIt 

Screw around and fail to do the single most important job in your life

I’m just going to jacksmithit

JackSmithIt by Truthforthepeople November 25, 2024