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A burpee performed in such a half-assed manner that it can no longer be considered a burpee, but an impression of an overweight fish attempting to walk on dry land.

Consists flailing to the ground, slowly uprighting yourself, putting your hands over your head like you are about to jump and fluidly flailing to the ground again, all while never actually breaking contact with the ground
"Did you see Joe in the gym this morning? What the hell was that?"

"Gaburpees, it's when you fail at life and burpees"
by YourMomsendsmeCarePackages March 13, 2013
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