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Get Your Everlovin' Random On - an ever growing movement on internet message boards in which posters string the most random thoughts together in one thread. It's a lot like Seinfeld meets Jim Rome meets message board. Originally started on Catspause.com by a group known as the Wodie Crew, the movement has recently gone global to other internet sites.
Example GYERO entries:

*Never had a Jaegerbomb till yesterday. Bad times later.

*Reggie Bush EEK^1000

** Finished reading Augusta, by Steve Eubanks. Pretty weak book, but...

* Way too much to drink last night, oh well....

* Miami and Alabama's losses looked like it opened up the at-large BCS Berth for Ohio State

* Great games yesterday; how can Bush have 550 total yards, and USC still only wins by 8; Fresno's 2 losses: USC and Oregon
GYERO by TXWildcat97 July 23, 2008
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Gyro Zeppeli 

One of the best characters from Hirohiko Araki’s Steel Ball Run: Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 7 and also the best Zeppeli
Gyro Zeppeli is better than the rest due to him in Steel Ball Run
Gyro Zeppeli by Papamista July 9, 2019
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gyro effect

The aftermath of a night of moderate drinking, then deciding it is necessary to eat a gyro in order to drive home safely… which has the effect of tasting that for the next ½ of a day after you wake up, whether slightly still drunk, hungover, or stone sober.
guy 1: i'll have a water.

guy 2: i'll have a PBR.

guy 1: dude, its 10am!

guy 2: sorry bro, got the gyro effect from last night. need to get the lamb and a nasty chick taste out of my mouth.
gyro effect by milkacow June 20, 2008

Geronimo 

pov: you came here to see if Geronimo is actually a slur
friend one:“So say-”

friend two: “Geronimo”

friend one: “OMG you can’t say that it’s a slur”
Geronimo by sag3K December 4, 2020
Gyro is an Italian man who practically is the main character in JoJo part 7: Steel ball run. Gyro used to work as a doctor and fucked his female patients behind his fathers back, and is now helping a cripple named Johnny Joestar who is in fact a dickhead
Guy 1; Gyro is so fuckin' funny in SBR
Guy 2: no shit
Gyro by Gyro Zepelli August 1, 2019

gyrogasm 

mathew: Jake, Please gyrogasm into myu mouth again
gyrogasm by HORNYGREENMAN June 18, 2019

Arigato... Gyro. 

It’s part of the legendary phrase used by Johnny Joestar, to kill the 23rd President in Steel Ball Run.
Tusk: CHUMIMIIIN!!! *rips open love train* ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA-
Johnny Joestar: hontoni, hontoni, nande dore ma no ichi... Arigato... Gyro.
*valentine fucking dies*
Arigato... Gyro. by jojofan11 August 10, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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kinktober 

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Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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