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GWOTB

"Guess who's on the box"

Derived from sports video games. Typically the athlete on the cover of the game always has fantastic performance in the game, usually exceeding their real-life abilities, especially in "clutch" situations.

Can be transposed to real life situations.
"Fuck. David Wright just hit for the cycle against me in MLB 07 The Show."
"Yeah well, GWOTB."

"Whenever we're in Hoboken we always end up eating where Swisher (Hoboken Resident) wants to eat."
"Yeah well, GWOTB."

"It doesn't make sense that Arnold Schwarzenegger became Governor of California."
"Yeah well, GWOTB."
by The Bangers May 8, 2008
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Gwob

To Gwob is to yank your flaccid penis identically to when you start a lawnmower in the hopes of growth or lengthening.
M: Dude i was up late last night gwobbing, i cant get hard right now it kind of just flops around.
R:what
by senorsac1 October 28, 2023
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Gwobbing

The act of pulling on your flaccid penis to attempt to make it grow, by pulling out the hidden length on the inside
R: All the guys are having a gwobbing party later, do you wanna join?
N: Not tonight, I spent ages gwobbing this morning and it still hurts.
by dung glum October 30, 2023
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grotbags

An overweight, wheezing, ugly, wart infested, crusty, haggard member of the female sex.
Man you got so wasted last night you pulled a right grotbags.
by Souness April 11, 2011
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gwomble

gwomble (verb) successful and deft attempt at, to get, to own, to grab.
First joe gwombled her number, then two days later he gwombled her goodies. to gwomble
by sandspit July 31, 2007
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Gwote

"gwote" is a word meaning obtuse, large, boisterous and magnificent. it came from loggers in the pacific northwest that would yell GWOOOTE when hauling loads. Its usually used in regards to a large trucker stomach*("Gwote belly") or "Gwotehog" (trucker with attitude) - (Source @bigprism Twitter)
Traditional Application: "GWOOOTE!"

Modern Application 1: "Ih ruhlly got ah Gwote belleh on me... *-uuuurp!*"

Modern Application 2: "Daymm... now dhats a Gwotehog rite dere..."
by Big Te January 7, 2021
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GOTB

When someone is extremely fucked up and needs to be "gurnied out this bitch". AKA their ride home from the party is an ambulance.
Yo, Olivia and Ally were GOTB tonight.
by garbanzo69420 June 10, 2018
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