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Glooten
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Glooten,
kelcium
’s
greatest
enemy!
Basically
gluten but better.
Ken: “Ay, Joe, what you got there?”
Joe: “You’re
drinking
Kelcium?
GET AWAY
FROM ME, I USE
THE POWER
OF GLOOTEN!”
Ken: “AHHHHH” *dies*
by
siod
March 2, 2020
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