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GLARUMPH (which is only properly used when stated in all capitals) is an expression that is a magical incantation that kills whatever it is directed at by the user, usually a conversation.

It's best use is when the conversation has become confusing or unclear and the user wants to kill the conversation or person(s) perpetuating the conversation because the user isn't sure what else to add to the conversation.

This term originated when Gamers-Forum user RaiDae simultaneously demonstrated and created the word in the Gamers-Forum IRC.
Rai: i think the led's are supposed to be better for consoles than plasma tv's
Rai: but i don't really notice the difference... except for one being bigger
Diligence109: led's have a better response time
Diligence109: less screen lag
Rai: ah. i see
Diligence109: that's pretty impoartnt for most genres of gaming
Diligence109: when those handful of miliseconds really do make a difference
Rai: weird though. there's a longer delay on guitar hero on the led than on the plasms
Rai: *plasma
Diligence109: really?
Rai: and the plasma is the bigger of the two (by a long shot)
Diligence109: GLARUMPH
Rai: yeah
GLARUMPH by Dilinot January 30, 2010
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026