Skip to main content

E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E 

When you get philosophical and you think of things through time and space, sometimes even why things are what and why not others
Guy 1: Hey bud, let's watch Ant Ma-
Guy 2: E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E. ERADICATE ALL OF EXISTANCE WITH FEATHERS
The derpy way of saying god.
Oh... my.... gherd!
Gherd by BobbyBillVonDuck February 3, 2013

jerkin' the gherkin

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

Gherkins 

Gherkins are little green pickles that a kid eats… they come in all different kinds of gherkins like sweet baby gherkins,salty baby gherkins,and sour baby gherkins Kelley loves these gherkins
I just bought me some deep fried gherkins at ur local supermarket
Gherkins by Religious nun March 22, 2017

Jerkin your Gherkin 

Slang term for mastrubation

jerkin the gherkin 

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.
"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".