GFADH

Abreviation for go fuck a dead horse.

example one:

Bitch faced snake "You're such a xavier. I'm going to tell everybody!"

Lost friend "Actually NO I AM NOT. You are mistaken! GFADH!"

example two:

Dan the man "I broke up with GF."

Bitch faced snake "Xavier"

Dan the man "GFADH"

GFADH by shuga me June 4, 2010

smiley gladhands 

As a noun, this slang term refers to individuals that are quick to offer a disingenuous handshake and smile. Although interest and affection from this person may seem legitimate, the severity of their fakery can range anywhere from half-hearted respect of social customs to malicious attempts at separating an individual or group from their money and dignity.

May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.

Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.

"That used car salesman is being very smiley gladhands."

"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."

smiley gladhands by ==jjjj=D~ August 28, 2009

GFAD 

Acronym - Go Fuck a Donkey

A:You're a cunt
B: Mate, just GFAD.

GFAD by YellowMellowFellow October 11, 2015

Gadhophiles

Gadhophiles are people who have forced sex with animals; especially goats, cows, donkeys, camels. This also applies to animal gang-rapes by persons. It originates from the word "Gadha" (Donkey in India).

Two Gadhophiles were arrested by Haryana Police (India) for gang-raping a pregnant goat that died as a result. (From a news report in Hindustan Times, August 3, 2018)

Gadhophiles by MediaCrooks December 28, 2018

gladhand 

To shake hands with superficial, overzealous sincerity.

The quintessential, and most repugnant, gladhand is done with both hands around the other person's right hand.

The casino owner went around gladhanding the high rollers, hoping they would feel comfortable enough to drop a few hundred thousand.

gladhand by scoter August 23, 2012

Gladheateher

When pronounced sounds like gladiator. A young man that feels very glad and accomplished (like a roman worrier) after a girl has let him eat her out.
GLAD HE ATE HER

Tom is the most triumphant Gladheateher in all of Rome

Gladheateher by richard gear April 28, 2009

gadhafing 

v. overstaying ones welcome.

Is it safe to bring the girls over tonight or are your parents still gadhafing?

Better wait until next weekend dude. I may have to call for an air strike to get the wrinklies out of the house.

gadhafing by gnostic1 March 22, 2011