German dad 

German dads are good dads. My dad was born in Germany then his family moved into the US. I love my German dad, he can be salty like some germans are sometimes, he got the blue ocean eyes, golden blonde hair, and a perfect smile to make anyone's day. If you have a german father like I do, appreciate that man for all he has gave you.

Friend: BRUH I just found my dad is German!
Friend 2: German dad's are good tho

German dad by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX December 12, 2019

angry german dad 

1. to smash a computer with a slege hammer.
2. angry german kid's dad

1. dude 1: (bashing the computer) dude 2: O MY GOD DONT BE AN ANGRY GERMAN DAD
2. LEEEEEOOOOOPPPPPOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agk: WHAT I AM TRYING TO SLEEEP GODDD.

angry german dad by harold slikk September 16, 2014

Germandarin

A Chinese-German hybrid language that all of humanity will be speaking in 20 years.

Because everyone will be speaking Germandarin in 20 years, I've decided to start studying German and Chinese.

I have it on good authority that everyone will be speaking Chinese in 20 years. Or a Chinese-German hybrid.

Germandarin by AttillathePun February 9, 2019

a_germandude 

a beautiful person who lives in germany

a_germandude is a person living in germany

a_germandude by a_germandude November 7, 2020

Germandalore

Do not trust this man with children. He will sell your children in a yard sale or return them to the store. He is a lady's man and loves going to target.

Germandalore is the best!

Germandalore by Adal2000 November 24, 2021