GAFG 

Get A Fucking Grip.

It's time to GAFG:
When people completely flip out over foolish and/or small things.

When someone's reaction is so disproportionately volatile and out of control relative to the subject.

If you were in the room with the person during the event, you'd probably (want to) slap them in the face to knock some sense into them.

CEO: I can't get to my F***ing email, what the F*** is wrong with this place that my F***ing email doesn't work. I really don't understand why the F*** my email and calendar are so F***ed up. Whose head do I need to put on a platter to make this work?

Response: GAFG! You have to log in first, sport.

GAFG by Eikon O'Clast March 17, 2010

Gafgarion

Gaff Gafgarion, also known as Goffard Gaffgarion, is a mercenary from Final Fantasy Tactics who is hired by Dycedarg Beoulve and Cardinal Delacroix. He is a Fell Knight, possessing two powerful sword skills.

Gafgarion is hired by Dycedarg Beoulve to get rid of Princess Ovelia, who is in the way of Duke Larg's ascension to Regent of Ivalice in the name of Prince Orinus, who he plans to have coroneted. Gafgarion accepts a mission from Agrias Oaks to protect Ovelia so that he can get close enough to do his job. He travels to Orbonne Monastery with his team, including Ramza Beoulve, Dycedarg's younger brother who knows nothing of the plot. The monastery is attacked by several Order of the Northern Sky knights dressed as Order of the Southern Sky knights, and following the plan, Gafgarion stages a counter-attack on them. During the attack, Delita Heiral slips in a back door and kidnaps the princess.

Agrias is too slow to prevent Delita's escape, and Gafgarion and Agrias lead a pursuit team after him. They are attacked by a group of mercenaries hired by Folmarv Tengille, but with the combined swordsmanship skills of Agrias and Gafgarion, the team easily wins and catches up to Delita at Zeirchele Falls where he has encountered a group of Northern Sky knights. Gafgarion reveals his true mission and attempts to kill Ovelia, but Delita is actually on the side of the Southern Sky, and therefore takes action to protect her. Ramza remains loyal to Ovelia and Agrias, and counterattacks Gafgarion, forcing him to retreat as Delita dispatches the Northern Sky.

Dycedarg, however, is unwilling to give up. He has secretly entered into an agreement with Cardinal Delacroix to get Ovelia, and sends Gafgarion to help Delacroix. At Delacroix's stronghold of Lionel Castle, Gafgarion finds that Ovelia has been captured, but that Delacroix wants a Zodiac Stone that has fallen into Ramza's possession. After fellow accomplice Ludovich Baert fails to retrieve it, Delacroix kills him and arranges for Gafgarion to create a trap: He will pretend to execute an Ovelia-decoy to lure Ramza to Golgollada Gallows and several Lionel guards will then join him in an ambush.

Everything goes as planned until the trap is actually sprung. Despite being outnumbered, Ramza, Agrias, and Mustadio Bunansa, the original keeper of the Taurus Stone, fight back and defeat the Lionel guards. Gafgarion, growing weak, is forced to retreat back to Lionel, but readies a second ambush. As Ramza's forces arrive at Lionel, he attempts to scale the wall to open the gate for his men. Gafgarion appears and gives the signal: several Lionel guards including summoners emerge from hiding to attack Ramza's men, while Gafgarion challenges Ramza to a duel. Gafgarion keeps Ramza in a tight situation with his Shadowblade, but Ramza ultimately prevails, killing Gafgarion.

-Gafgarion Quotes-

"Unless you make it to the top you're just going to get used, so you're better off dead!"

"Betraying you? C'mon, this is business!"

"I'm being more than kind to the guard captains here. Besides, we're mercenaries hired by the Hokuten. I'm not obliged to show respect to you."

Gafgarion by WesDean December 15, 2008

gafghkgukmynaguk 

Todo push ups when you have an erection.

"Man, I did so many gafghkgukmynaguks yesterday."

gafghkgukmynaguk by algaphoger August 23, 2016

gafgaf 

A word to call somebody when you have no idea what else to call them.

It usually infers that the person being called it has Vagina Balls, a visile-through-pants Fire-Crotch, or just looks funny

"LOL! I JUST TOTALLY PWN$DUNGRFGT"
"...go play with your poo, gafgaf."

gafgaf by O'Day-Smith September 26, 2008

Gafgot

Adj. Used to describe someone who is acting homophobic and/or just acting stupid

Bryan, you’re such a fucking Gafgot

Gafgot by OVERKILLX34 June 16, 2018

gafghani 

Gangster Afghan bitch
Wanna be gangster afghan
Afghan who lives in the bronx
Hoodalicious afghan

do i REALLY have to give an example, it's knida REALLY obvious

gafghani by StarAFGirl March 29, 2005

Gafgot

Gafgot (adj.) to describe someone stupid and/or homosexual in appearance

God Bryan, you’re such a fucking Gafgot

Gafgot by OVERKILLX34 June 16, 2018