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Pronounced "Gee-Sus", G3sus is the creme de la creme of computer programmers, especially I-Phone apps. You want an app to wipe for you - G3sus will have it done by noon. You want an app to land infinite women - it can and will happen when G3sus is on the job. Cure world hunger, make world peace, make you rich - and yes - even turn water into wine - G3sus can make a program or app to do it.
John - "Hey G3sus I'm going on a date tonight and I want to impress the lady." G3sus - "Give me five...... (5 minutes later)..... ok, just load this app on your phone."

Next morning John calls G3sus - "G3sus you really did it .... the lady last night came home with me and we hooked up"

G3sus - "Awesome. I am awesome"

John - "But she told me she has the clap"

G3sus - "I'll get to work on an app"
G3sus by Disciple of G3sus November 15, 2010
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Some guy: I worship Jesus
Me: You mean Gesus, retard
Gesus by cougarprideftw May 23, 2018

gesus christ 

might be a typo or...
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR GESUS CHRIST THE CHEESE BRINGER AND MILK DESTROYER
"do you know gesus christ?"
"do you mean jesus christ?"
"no i meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"ohhhhh you meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"yeah"
gesus christ by the only joe papa February 16, 2023
the correct way to say gesus because gesus is our gand not our j
aye yo foo ya know gesus?” “uhhh...oh yeah he ma g”
gesus by Gesus Ma G April 3, 2019
a dumb jesus joke/a guitar chord
gsus2 jokes are really dumb

Gesus Krist 

R lord'n savior. died on the x for our sinns. pretty neat guy.
Christler 1: Hey man, you going to Gesus Krists house this sunday?
Christler 2: Fuck yeah I am brother. Amen
Gesus Krist by Hunter Kashi November 21, 2019
a 1337 person, who owns everyone's faces
gsus by anothername May 9, 2005