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Girl: Eh, you're ugly. Don't talk to me.
Boy: FUTH, I don't like you anyways.
FUTH by Zammorix July 29, 2009
The main website related to ultimate team from the FIFA video games (FUT). Famous for its comment section on players used to discuss everything remotely related to football. The ultimate aim is to obtain as much karma (~upvotes) as possible by talking about things unrelated to football.
Frequent expressions:
gr8 banter m8
karmawhore

pacewhore
...
Nerd 1: What were you doing last night?
Nerd 2: Went karmawhoring on Futhead
futhead by EggFriedReus May 3, 2015

FuthaMukka

FuthaMukka is the correct spelling for the toned down version of MotherFucker. As a spoonerism FuthaMukka can be used with out offence in polite company or to avoid censorship.

It is rarely used as an insult as FuthaMukka is considered a complement when prefixed with words like bad, sexy, dirty etc.
Bad FuthaMukka, Sexy FuthaMukka, Dirty FuthaMukka
FuthaMukka by Bad Ass futhamukka October 14, 2009

futhermucker 

polite, er... less vulgar way of saying motherfucker
Futhermucking bon of a sitch!
futhermucker by alternity April 10, 2003

Futhamukka

Play on words of the phrase m*ther f*cker

Also a range of clothing available to buy online.
Bad futhamukka!
Futhamukka by Tinks21 December 11, 2009
The Futhark are the runes used by the Vikings, and those from Scandinavia. The original Futhark consisted of 18 symbols, each standing for a letter as well as being symbolic.

Futhark are used for writing, rune stones, magic, and divination. Some would carve the Futhark rune Tiwaz into their weapons before battle, and it was believed to achieve victory.

The more modern Futhark consist of 24 symbols and the 1 blank symbol, or the Unknowlable or Unchangable.

In the use of Divination, Futhark are used in Rune Casting. It is said that although seemingly random, when you cast or draw a rune, it will choose you and you can feel the power of the right rune. Their uses can be to foretell the future, or recognize and solve problems within yourself and others; a tap to the all knowing subconcious and wisdom.

Anyone interested in learning about Futhark for written language, magic, divination, or any other means, can look in really any book store which will usually carry atleast one book on the runes.
By the sacrifice and will of Odin, did the Futhark come to the knowledge of those in Midgard.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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