Furtiban 

a mean-spirited self-righteous shadow community; a surreptitious moral militia. Enabled by Enmity - Empowered by Authority - Embodied by Mediocrity. From Furtive: Characterized by stealth. Expressive of hidden motives & Taliban: Pashto meaning "school". A hanfi Islamist political group.

The Furtiban are everywhere, & nowhere.

Furtiban by Darth Johnny November 26, 2010

Furtigan 

Indefinite insult or perhaps a term of endearment, used to describe someone who is cartoonish, or has cartoon-like qualities. It is unknown whether or not it will offend the person it is said to. Spelling is debatable. Also scene as the creature behind the musical oddity, The Furtigan.

Look at that Furtigan... what a crazy man beast.

Furtigan by A Furtigan November 23, 2011