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Funployee 

When someone works at a menial and degrading highschool job way past the acceptable age, without acheiving a higher position. Menial highschool jobs include fastfood, blockbuster, bar bouncer, etc. Associated with douchebaggery.
Dude I was home for christmas, and Jerry is still a funployee at Chuck E Cheeze.
Funployee by Dashlok December 24, 2006
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femployee 

A call girl, hooker, paid girl friend, geisha, or other relationship based on paying some one for a relationship.
he thinks his assistant should really be his femployee.
femployee by Nils and Eski December 17, 2008
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funployment 

A job you have when you do not need the income, employment just for fun.
I mostly retired but I am a docent at the museum for funployment.
funployment by Blaine Sullivan September 21, 2016

Frenployee 

When A friend has become more of an employee than a friend because they are doing odd jobs for you in both your personal and professional life.
I’m not really friends with her. She’s been dog sitting, delivering products for my company, helping with shipping, housesitting, and other odd jobs. She’s more of a FRENPLOYEE than a friend.
Frenployee by StonerCouple February 7, 2020
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026