Fumblefuck

To make an incredibly inept attempt at something with little or no forethought or experience.

I always thought, when I was a child, that one day I would wake up and miraculously have all of life's answers, but as I have gotten older I realize how badly my parents fumblefucked their way through life!

by Lord Endsville July 20, 2009

fumblefuck

A discombobulated, uncoordinated idiot who runs into crap and can't hold onto anything, physically or mentally.

1. "He's such a fumblefuck..."
2. "Heylo, my name is Darius Fumblefuck."

by Aaron - Jewzilla September 3, 2007

fumblefuck

someone who constantly drops things and is extremely clumsy.

I cannot believe what a fumblefuck, a can be.

by dizziupthegirl January 8, 2016

fumblefucked

1. The act of a football video game deliberately cheating by having your team fumble the ball at a critical point or at the moment you are about to break a record.

"Remember when Michael was just about to break the all time record of rushing yards in a game when the game fumblefucked him."

"Just when I was taking the ball in from the 1-yard line to win the National Championship, the computer fumblefucked me."

by Todd and Michael January 11, 2007

fumblefucked

1. The act of a football video game deliberately cheating by having your team fumble the ball at a critical point or at the moment you are about to break a record.

"Remember when Michael was just about to break the all time record of rushing yards in a game when the game fumblefucked him."

"Just when I was taking the ball in from the 1-yard line to win the National Championship, the computer fumblefucked me."

by Todd and Michael January 10, 2007