Ftwitter

It is a blog all about you. You post stuff like Facebook. You can't control who sees it like twitter. You aren't limited to 140 characters like twitter. You can add friends like facebook. All in all it is like MySpace, but not gay.

Jack: Hey man, are you following me on Ftwitter?

Bill: What the fuck is a Ftwitter?

by The bacon god August 31, 2012

Fwitter

A fake or secret Twitter account

I saw it on her Fwitter
Is it on her Finsta? No it’s on her Fwitter

by koolbitch23 January 10, 2021

Fwitter

A fake Twitter acount, made to follow a real Tweet to make it jump in ranking. Pronounced "fitte:r".

- Did you hear about Joe? He went from 15 followers to 5k in just a couple of days!
- Well, they're all fwitters so who cares? Joe's a douchebag anyway.

by JamesMasonIsGod February 18, 2009

fwittering

verb; describes the act of frittering away valuable time between Facebook and Twitter by posting status updates or tweets on both.

With a status update and a tweet every five minutes, he spent all of Friday afternoon, fwittering away time, instead of completing his project.

by Mohit Hira April 26, 2009

#fuckwittery #fwittery #fwits

#fuckwittery #fwittery #fwits: When a Sole Proprietor, Non or Not for Profit, Non Governmental Organization, Educational Institution or Private or Publicly Held Corporation (SP/NorNFP/NGO/EI/PrHC/PHC) charged with providing a beneficial service (CWPBS) verifiably fails to live up stated MVV + any codified Accreditation Policies and Practices (CAP&P) and/or Code of Ethics (COE) … requiring time, energy, money AND Invisible and Historically Underestimated Emotional Labor (RT/RE/RM/RI&HUEL) to care for immediate wounds (CFIW), while also having to address, redress prior wounds or address anew past wounds (A/RPW/AAPW), be they physical or otherwise, visible or invisible or aimed at one person, several people, a group of people, entire communities or nations.

#restitutionandrestorationareandreparationsrequiredforS/C/P/OSR #possiblerestitutionandrestorationareandreparationsrequiredforKINofS/C/P/OSR

As a college student, Wendy sought help via Campus Counseling Services and the College's Minister following a Student Assembly where she realized she { DID NOT } drink too much at a college event she attended, but rather was #roofied* at an After Party. Upon piecing together the events of the evening along with new information about what it looks and feels like to be drugged with a doctored drink*. Having had this tragic new awareness met with questions about #whatwereyouwearing? #whygototheapartmentofsomeoneyoudontknow? #whydidntyouleave? #whydidittakeuntilnowforyoutotellsomeone? Wendy decided additional harm would come from returning for more sessions.

Neither college employee, or representatives from any other department/s on campus followed up with Wendy (i.e. DPS, SHC, Dean, Provost &/or President's Office). Despite Mandated Reporting not being in existence at the time (early 90's), common sense dictates you follow up with students in crisis, especially when they're involved Student Leaders (Campus Ministry as a ...; Student Housing as a ... ; and Editor of the ... and ...) and you are on payroll for a Private Liberal Arts College charged with the education, care and well-being of under 1k students -- something Wendy's parents paid a premium for (est. $25k USD, circa 1991).

utter #fuckwittery #fwittery #fwits

*The insidious ingredients can leave you incapacitated, w/ no memory of events following their consumption... See Rebel Wilson's Roofie Ordeal: 6 Warning Signs

by Wendy Darling + Peter's Wendy August 31, 2023